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please scroll down & skip the comic for some kewler stuff thx^^ well if u want read it but there is better stuff underneath it...........
well...u all should no who naruto is...u know the idiot who doesnt know anything!
if ur so smart naruto...then y dont u tell us all wut our show "naruto" is all about???
now guys...no fights please!
HEY! I KNOW PLENTY MUCH! & UR THE STUPID 1! sasuke...
ya...right!
hmmm...wut?!?! who r u?
well...ITS ABOUT ME!!!
heh...y not?
his name is sanji
well then...thats nice 2 know...THEN WHO R U?!?
ok...back 2 our conversation please! naruto, THE SHOW IS NOT ABOUT U!
im ZORO!
huh?!? yea it is!
WUT?!? NO ITS NOT!
cool down kiba...naruto doesnt no better
yes i do!
omg...i cant take this anymore! now...WHO R u???
no...actually u dont...lol!
hehe...im inuyasha!
o...ok
so...WHO R U???
im kiba
IM NARUTO!
chill out dude
hi! im here for the role of alex? u know alex the lion?
this is oficially screwed
OMG! NOT ANOTHER PERSON!
so naruto...tell us a little about "ur" show?
heh! correction! u mean lion!
WOW! finally u guys agree that its "my" show!
i'll b glad 2!
yea right...just tell us a little about the show
finally...!
& it only about me! not u, u guys just came in 2 b my friends & uninportant stuff like that! HAHA
it about me! like when i got a demon fox thingy in my tummy hehe
well...
NO ITS NOT!!!
ITS ABOUT OTHER PPL 2 U KNOW!!! NOT JUST ABOUT U!!!
wut? its not about JUST me?
u know he does have a point
no duh...of course not
THANKS FOR READING MY STUPID COMIC THINGY!!! THAT WAZ PART 1 L8TER IF U WANT ILL MAKE PART 2 THEN PART 3 ECT. LOL...! IF UVE NEVER HEARD OF NARUTO OR IF U HAVE & NEVER WATCHED IT Y R U ON THIS PG?!? WELL IF U HAVNT I SUJJEST WATCHING IT! IT ROX!!! ALSO HERES A LITTLE INFORMATION ON THE CHARACTERS & THE STORY LINE!!!
this is sakura she is also a main character but not as main as naruto lol...anyways she is in LOVE with sasuke and she just thinks naruto is totally annoying so that is pretty hard for naruto because he just LOVES sakura! sakura has this creepy "inner self" it usually acts like naruto: childish & competitive. this also makes sakura feel more self confidents in herself!
the main character is naruto cant u tell??? lol well anyways here is the information on the characters & the story line & other stuff
naruto:the main character always wanting the attention, wants 2 grow up 2 b the bestest hokoge ever! (scroll down 2 c ut "hokoge" is) he likes 2 play pranks & he hates sasuke he thinks he is such a show off & he LOVES sakura! together the 3 of 'em r team #7 with their sensei kakashi also forfth hokage wich happens 2 b his father, slayed a giant nine tailed fox & put it in his son's (naruto) stomach the whole town knows about this secret but naruto doesnt everyone tryed 2 keep this secret & everyone secretly dispised him but eventually got let out & someone told him then naruto got angry blah blah blah u have 2 watch the show if ur interested!
kakashi sensei- well he is the sensei(teacher) of team#7 (sasuke uchiha, sakura horuno, naruto uzamaki) he is considered the copy ninja 2 many ppl because of his sharigon. he also is such a pervert he always reads his book "flirting paridise"
sasuke uchiha-all the girls love this guy im just thinking how how??? anyways he doesnt like any girls he thinks there all annoying & his older brother itachi killed his parents & now sasuke is really angry so his "ambition" is 2 kill his older brother itachi but unlucky for him sasuke is 2 weak 2 det=feat his brother also from his uchiha clan a "gift" got passed down 2 him it is called "sharingon" it is this thingy where ur eye turns red with lil black dots in it & u can read other ninja's moves its actually pretty kewl also with this u can copy other ppl's moves kakashi their teacher does that a lot some ppl call him the copy ninja
kiba-pronounced key-ba...kiba inuzuki or waz it inuzuka anyways...with his dog akamaru they make the cutest team! akamaru goes anywhere that kiba goes guring battles akamaru stays on kiba's shoulder & barks out attacks for kiba 2 do next & kiba understands everything...hes very competitive...also when akamaru & kiba go together they can transform together into a gigantic 2 headed dog!
tenten-in a group with rock lee & neji...she has these invisible rope thingies & she uses them 2 hold shurikens, shurikens r these little spear type thingys that ninja's throw at each other in battles also with her invisible rope things she had mirrors at the end of them so she can see stuff behind her & infront & all around its really kewl...but in my oppinion she is pretty weak
rock lee-he waz always known as a loser intill he meet guy sensei then he told lee that u wont get better at being a ninja if u practise real hard u havve 2 believe in urself...so since from that piont lee is a guy sensei wannabee he only can do taijutsu so thats only the kinda kicking & punchin moves he cant make doubles of himself because he cant do ninjutsu or the other ones
Rock Lee: a boy who simply idolizes his teacher, dressing and acting like Guy in every way. He is a smart boy who strives to achieve his full fighting potential. While he may act very weird around certain people, he is dead serious when needed, and excels at one-on-one fighting.
itachi- sasuke's older ebrother that killed his parents & everyone else in his village & only left sasuke 2 live 2 suffer the pain of having no parents itachi is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very powerfull (& not to mention mean, lol)even all the sensei's together couldnt beat him!
this is shikamaru he is the lasyest ninja ever & u constantly are hearing him say "well this will be a drag" or something like "o well, hes not worth it" or "im glad im not involved". i dont really no anything about him but that hes paired up with ino & chouji. also lots of "naruto" fans think that temari & shikamaru would make a good couple
Hyuga Neji: he has the power of Byakugan with it he can see through things normal ninja (ppl) can't see. he can see the chakra flow through ppl & othe ppl of his same kind can pin piont the chakra flow & change the direction of the chakra flow: causing the other person 2 get badly injured & not go on to fight anymore! He seems to have an easy going nature, but is also very serious about becoming a very good ninja
well this is gaara...he uses sand & well
Origin Sand Village
rite now he is 13 years old
in order for the village of sand to get the most out of every ninja in the country an evil act took place...the leader of the village, the Kazekage, put a sand spirit into his youngest son, The evil Shukaku is a spirit that lays and waits intill the day when the host’s body goes to sleep. & once this happens, he will be freed of his host’s control and will go on a mad rampage (creepy eh?) & after finding this out, the hidden village of sand’s leader decided that he was too dangerous and decided to have Gaara taken out of the picture permanently. after a that incident, he was lead to believe that his existence in life was to kill other people. As scary as it may seem, he lives only for himself. thought i think he is pretty kewl in my own personal opionen
Temari, the eldest child of the Kazekage, is a master with wind. She has the ability to nullify any thrown weapon. She is also very quick on her feet. She is equipped with a giant fan that has the power to blow great bursts of wind at her enemy or make sand spots that will make them slip. She was given the task, along with Gaara and Kankurou, to destroy the Hidden Village of the Leaf from the inside out using the Chunnin exam as an excuse to get into the village. she is soooooooooooo kewl
Ok Ok Ok Welcome To Part 2 Of My Comic Thingy (ENJOY!)
Oh! ive got it!
OH-NO! who r u????!!!!!!!!??????????
Hmm...I've got to think of a way to stop this loooong annoying fighting conversation...
I'm...-
hey! u guys! i think its time for some training now!
finally! something to keep naruto's mind off of fighting!
all rite sensei!!! time for some hard stuff now! dont go easy on us!
ok guys im back!now its time 2...wut do u guys usually do?
but before we do that i've got to go wash my hands...hehe
...
Well we usually...
w8! naruto dont tell him! hes an imposter!
Ok ok ok...i know that, that part 2 waz really really short but u will thank me for wut i stoped it for!
i hope you liked the videos! by the way i didnt make them! i dont like taking credit for things i didnt do! also all of the pictures on my whole webpage are pictures i found by myself i didnt steal them off of my friends like some ppl do...
NARUTO: "You know...this headband is kinda tacky..." - Zenrai
NARUTO: [during the Wave arc] "Omg, You killed Sasuke! SAKURA: You Bastard!!!" - Eri
NARUTO: forget this ninja crap, math is my real forte - Cara
NARUTO: (to shikamaru) Ano sa! Ano sa! Teach me how to play go! Shikamaru: *eyes drop to the floor* - Greg
KYUUBI: I am the very model of a psycho individual... - Mirage
NARUTO: You killed my father! KYUUBI: You really are a neive little kit...Naruto I am your father! NARUTO: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! - Mirage
NARUTO: "Sasuke's right! I AM a dobe! *prances around and sings* I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe!" - Himoko
NARUTO: I'm tired of ramen. Give me some carrot sticks! - RL
NARUTO: "I wuv u Sasuke! SASUKE: :*crying* I luv u too!! *hugs Naruto* - Jenny NARUTO: *hugs Gaara* MY FWIEND!!! Gaara: o.o!!!!!!!!!!!!! - DNA
NARUTO: "I have an announcement to make, people, people.." *scratches throat* "This is very hard for me to say, but i've given up Ramen Noodles!" - Carrie
NARUTO: Forget being Hokage, I wanna be Clint Eastwood! *mounts horse and rides off into sunset* Yee haw! *clip clop of horse's hooves can be heard* *horse rears* Yaah! *Naruto slides off* *thud* - Kyuubi
NARUTO: "2*2 + 24x = 23 + 1 - 11"
NARUTO: "I give up. You win."
NARUTO: I don't want to be Hokage! I wish to be...The Lord of Dance. *RIPS his shirt off, sticks a rose in his mouth*
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SASUKE: *dancing and singing* I'm feelin' SEX-AAAAAYY *rips shirt off*...when I hear you say my name... - SouSeta
SASUKE: [to ITATCHI] "Hello. My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed... my whole family. Prepare to die." -aks
SASUKE: *farts* aah...now i feel way better! - Tibbie
SASUKE: *high* Damn, dis shiz iz good... - CrazyAce
SASUKE: *singing* He's got the whoooole world in his hands- Sakura: *singing* He's got the whole world in his hands! Naruto: *singing* Damn straight i dooooo - Atsuki
SASUKE: [to kakashi] alright. hand over the book! *grabs it from him and walks away as he begins to read it*- shey
SASUKE: "Screw revenge, i'm going clubbing!!!" - Littoneko
SASKUE: *singing loudly* I FEEL GOOD... dundadundadundadun... I KNEW THAT I WOULD... - CrazyAce
SASUKE: "Sexy no jutsu!" - Kaiser
SASUKE: BUNNIES!!!*claps hands and chases bunny*YAYAYAY!!! - Muu
SASUKE: It's best to forgive and forget! -Red Dragon
SASUKE: "Hey, Sakura. Let's go out to lover's leap and neck for a while."
SASUKE: *on the intercom*..."We need clean up on isle Seven. CLEAN UP on isle SEVEN."
SASUKE : *to team 07* "Great job, guys! we really pulled that one off! Sakura, you really showed that Shinobi who was boss!" *claps hands together *
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SAKURA: sasuke I just found the coolest thong let me model it for you*sasuke drops dead from loss of blood* Sakura: are you okay i didn't think it was that tyte - Anthony
SAKURA: Hey Orochimaru wanna go out with me! - Kiba_Lover
SAKURA: *delivers a kidnapped Sasuke to Orochimaru* "Okay, now where the cash?" - CrazyAce
SAKURA: Oh, Sasuke was SO last season... Naruto's in now! - CrazyAce
SAKURA: Naruto... I don't want to be too forward... eeeh, but will you go out with me? INNER-SAKURA: HELL YEAH!!!- Riana
SAKURA: "Oh, Naruto, I've always loved you! I never wanted Sasuke, I just wanted to make you jealous, did it work?" - Carrie
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KAKASHI: I'm swearing off Come Come Paradise. From now on, I will only read lemon Naruto fanfics. - arctic_fox17
KAKASHI: I need a new profesion porno stardum here I come - Cara
KAKASHI:"Damn, I can't find my other contact" ITACHI:"Hey man, don't look at me like that!!!" - CoCo
KAKASHI: What's under the mask... what's under the mask! That's all everyone cares about! Well here! Take a good look! (rips off mask, wearing another one) Ya happy?! - Mikazuchi
KAKASHI: Why isn't my sharingan working!!! Let me get my secret weapon.. MY MONACLE!!! MWAHAHA!! - kenshinobi
KAKASHI: (Burns Come Come Paradise) This is a very bad book!!! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!!! - anko's alter ego
KAKASHI: *lifts up headband* "Damn this contact's getting on my nerves..." - swordmasterdrg
KAKASHI: *singing* "Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight! Uh, uh, get down tonight!" - CrazyAce
KAKASHI: *to the kids* *girly voice* Okay, look, I was late because I just COULD NOT get my hair to work for me, and ran out of moisturizer, and Gai stopped by to borrow my wax kit AGAIN... - CrazyAce
KAKASHI: "Hello team 7, my name is Hatake Kakashi...and I'm a porn-o-holic." - Ono
KAKASHI: [2 hours late]:"sorry guys,(pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..." - Miyazaki
KAKASHI: Weeellll... Okay. I suppose one little strip-tease couldn't hurt. Let me just get this mask off first. - Demininja
KAKASHI: "I have been waiting here for an HOUR, you guys..."
KAKASHI : "BE FREE, MY LITTLE ONE. SWIM WITH YOUR FAMILY!" *throws Iruka off the dock, crying*
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SANDAIME: Sexy no Jutsu! Naruto: DEAR GOD MY EYES!!! - DamashiOdinToshiro
SANDAIME: Hey, Shikamaru, pass the paint! I wanna decorate the Monument! - CrazyAce
SANDAIME:: [Singing] "I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
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OROCHIMARU: I need a tan. - arctic_fox17
OROCHIMARU: "It's at times like these I think, 'What Would Gene Simmons Do'?" - Razu
OROCHIMARU:Attack my zombies! SARUTOBI:*screams like a girl* - Shikaki
OROCHIMARU: (adressing his mirror) Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me, who is the evilest of them all? - Greg
OROCHIMARU: I love you Kabuto!! *runs over and hugs him* - branchey
OROCHIMARU: *watches Gaara for his cue* "ACK! It's a SNAKE! Oh! It's a Snaaaake!" [see the badger dance] -aks
OROCHIMARU: "Screw the Michael Jackson look. I want to look just like Justin Timberlake. Dr, start with the tongue." - Natasha
OROCHIMARU: "I'm not evil! I'm just decidedly inept at doing nice things..." - CrazyAce
OROCHIMARU: Forget immortality, I'm gonna follow my dream! I'm gonna be a show tune lounge singer! - CrazyAce
OROCHIMARU: "Sexy no Jutsu" - Yami Kd-Chan & Ero-Sennin
OROCHIMARU: "Anko, truth be told, I only wanted you for your body. Interpret that as you will" *winks* - Kaede
OROCHIMARU: "Can't we all just get along?!"
OROCHIMARU: [Singing] "It's so easy! Happy-go-lucky! We are the world! We did it!"
OROCHIMARU: "WAAAAZUUUUUPPPP???!!!"
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KABUTO:[to Orochimaru] For Kami's sake man, take some throat pills! - Greg
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TAYUYA : Sakon, please tell to your brother that if he doesn't put his hand off my ass, i'll kill both of you... - +Lilith+
TAYUYA: And this one time at band camp... - Enter Clever Name Here
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JIRAIYA: Me?!! Write that book?!! That is quite absurd i tell you!! there is no way a gentleman of my high class would have a hand in writing that intolerable and disgraceful rubbish!![ puts on his manacle and walks off w/ his nose in the air] - KaanaChan
JIRAIYA: "I've decided to give up writing novels and become a priest. - Yami Kd-Chan & Ero-Sennin
JIRAIYA: *looks at Porno mag.* EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW - Asuka
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TSUNADE: Could use some implants...Hey i'm a doctor right?:) - NamiNamiMeh
TSUNADE: *during lee`s sugery* we can rebuild him we have the technology RAIDO: no we do'nt. TSUNADE: SHUT UP.*slaps with boobs* - guntottinghippie
ITACHI:*singing to sasuke* Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends. - guntottinghippie
ITACHI: "For the last time, this is NOT a mumu!" - Razu
OROCHIMARU : "I need no shower. I can lick myself clean, thank you." - Konohaimports
ITACHI: And so, like, I had to, like, totally kill them all, because they were just so icky! Ugh! Gag me with a spoon! - CrazyAce
ITACHI: "I've always wanted to kill the world's sexiest man. But then I realized suicide's not the way to go." - Yurimi-neko
ITACHI: Red is so dull, I think I'll buy some blue contacts! - CrazyAce
ITACHI: "Harem no Jutsu! What do you think of me now, Orochimaru?" - Yami Kd-Chan & Ero-Sennin
ITACHI: "I like doing volunteer work and mentoring my cute little brother!"
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IBIKI: "Waaah, I got a boo-boo!" *shows everyone his papercut* - CrazyAce
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IRUKA: "I hate teaching... I really wanna be a stripper!" *rips off pants* - CrazyAce [and the webmisstress passes out from massive nasal bloodloss]
IRUKA: "Look at me! I'm Free Willy!" *does a dive off the bridge* - CrazyAce
IRUKA: "What the heck? Kakashi, what are you doing?" KAKASHI *is standing in a field* "Hey! I am a scarecrow! Now be quiet!" - Uzumaki
IRUKA: "Naruto wanna prank call the hokage with me?" - Ami
IRUKA: [Imitating Darth Vader] "Naruto ... *khuuuhh* I am... *khuuh* your father... *khuuh*"
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HAYATE: RIIICOOOOOOLAAAAA!!! - Gaara Know-it-all
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YONDAIME: I'm not Naruto's father... I'M HIS MOTHER!- Gaara Know-it-all
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CHOUJI: "Sorry guys, I gotta blow off training early today, I need to go shopping at that cute new health food store..." - CrazyAce
CHOUJI: "Who's up for slim-fast shakes?" - radicalL
CHOUJI: "Ino, you think these shorts make my butt look big?"
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INO: Sasuke... If you hit on me one more time, I'm gonna... - Alden
INO: *walks in with a shaved head* "Watcha guys think?" - CrazyAce
INO: "God Choji's so hot..." - Brett
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SHIKAMARU: "Hey Naruto, buddy, I got some extra cans of paint, let's go decorate the Hokage's mansion!" - CrazyAce
SHIKAMARU: "Hurry up people. I want to do five more missions in the next hour!"- Silver Dragonfly
SHIKAMARU: "Clean up after Chouji ate dinner? Sure! where's the bucket!?" - Akiman
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ASUMA: *giggling* "Now I know why they're called "special" cigarettes!" *maniacal laughter* - CrazyAce
ASUMA: "That's it, I'm on the patch now." - CrazyAce
ASUMA: ::Points at Kakashi:: "You are my eternal rival!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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GAARA: *checks his hair* hmmm...maybe I should dye it blond... - Heart Break Kid
GAARA: *shivers* holy sh*t...i see...blood...!*runs squealing* Temari-neesan!!! - Heart Break Kid
GAARA: Hey, isn't Justin Timberlake just fabulous? - yurimi-neko
GAARA: *yawns* Woaahh.. I'm going to bed now. - Yani-chan
GAARA: *peels off his sand armor* WEE!!! LOOKIE!!! I'M A GIRL!! Temari: O_O..... - Kage Nagashima
GAARA: (at hospital) "I just came by to wish Lee good luck in his surgery and ask if he'll forgive me for nearly killing him" ;) - UltraNED
GAARA: "Uh...th-this is kind of hard...we-well...WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND,HINATA-CHAN?!" - yurimi-neko
GAARA: *to Kankuro* "I feel like helping out..." *puts on Santa suit and sits in a big chair* Lil' Kiddies Who Came to See Santa: "RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!" - DNA
GAARA:*singing* "oh here we are together together together oh here we are togehter in our ninja squad. there's Gaara and Temari and kankuro and sensei oh here we are together in our ninja squad! - Tsuara
GAARA: "Temari! Kankuro! I WUV YOU GUYS!" *glomps* - CrazyAce
GAARA: "Badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger..." *like the flash show of the same name*- psionickender
GAARA: *shudders* "Sand... In my shorts..." - DNA
GAARA: "Man this vase is heavy!" - Dani
GAARA: *lecturing students* It's BBBAAAADDDDD to kill people!!! *shakes finger* Violence will NOT solve anything!!! - Yukita
GAARA: "Sexy no Jutsu!"
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KANURO: *wearing nothing but a pair of shorts* Yeah, baby, yeah! - CrazyAce
KANKURO: "Sorry, Karasu, but they rejected our job application for The Muppet Show again." - Xoni Newcomer
KANKURO: "Hey, Gaara, wanna go to the beach together?" - Xoni Newcomer
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TEMARI: Uh, there is a reason why this fan is so big ... *looks around nervously* I tend to over hyper-ventelate sometimes... - RL
TEMARI: "Damn that Chouji's hot!" - CrazyAce
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GAI: "Dammit, I forgot to wax again! KAKASHI!!!" - CrazyAce
GAI: "what are you talking about?! i DO NOT bleach my teeth!" *stashes bottle of bleach behind his back - VESPA Girl
GAI: *lazily walks in between a fight "hey guys..." *picks wedgie* - VESPA Girl
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NEJI: Hinata's hair is soooo pretty! I think I'll cut it short like hers! - RL
NEJI: god i suck... - branchey
NEJI: *singing* "I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY... I'M YOUR SEXY BOY!" - CrazyAce
NEJI: *standing before bath house* "Bakyugan!" - Eadha
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ROCK LEE: Why is everyone trying to get me to try out for FLCL? - CrazyAce
ROCK LEE: I'm bored of training... Hey, Chouji, wanna get some BBQ? - Alden
ROCK LEE: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! - Alden
ROCK LEE: "i dont realy want to be a ninja...what i realy want to do is act!" - michael pollens
ROCK LEE: *peels eyebrows off* - Arex
ROCK LEE : "Do you guys think my tights make my butt look big?" - Luke
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KURENAI: damn, asuma is so frickin sexy! - branchey
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HINATA: *does Beyonce Knowles dance* *sings* I'm feeling SEEEXXXY, when i hear you say my name...* - Heart Break Kid
HINATA: Naruto... w--will you be my... bitch? *blushes and fidgets* - Syanide
HINATA: *in a lacey outfit* "Naruto can wait ... wheres shino?"- sexy bugman
HINATA: "Like, oh...MY...Gaawd!! Like, yeah, like, I am, like, SOO not a valley-girl!" *titters madly* - yurimi-neko
HINATA: "Kick his ass, Neji!" - Alexander
HINATA: "Neji, if you don't lose the attitude you'll be stuck sneering at my foot up your ass". -c.r
HINATA: *to Sasuke* "Hey baby, wanna make some fireworks tonight?" *wink*wink* - CrazyAce
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SHINO: "Bugs are good protein." - food_girl
SHINO: "How many ways can you kill a bug? Let's see... one, two, forty-five, sixty-seven..." - CrazyAce
SHINO: ::shouting loudly:: "HEEEEELLOOOOOOO GUUUUUYS!!!!!!!" - Xoni Newcomer
SHINO: "Why am I wearing sunglasses if it's midnight?" - Xoni Newcomer
SHINO: "AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! A BUG!!! GET ME SOME RAID!! - UltraNED
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KIBA: " Noooo, you can't blame me! I've been staying clear of hydrants for a week now!" - Sweet Boots
KIBA: Will you people stop staring and start scratching my ear, dangit!!My feet don't bend that way *rolls over* Hinata: But you have fingers! Kiba: ...Will you pweeeease scratch my ear?*big chibi eyes* - Atsuki
KIBA: "i like cats better..." - branchey
AKAMARU: "Hey, I can talk." - food_girl
KIBA: "oh i'm so sorry shino i did not mean to kill that fly!" SHINO:*pats his head*" it is alright my friend!"*hugs him*"all is forgivin!" HINATA:..."sooo stupid..." - Helen
KIBA: *singing* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" *barks* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" - CrazyAce
AKAMARU: *dressed up as gangsta* "Call me... Lil' Bow" - CrazyAce
KIBA: "Atchoo...! geez, why can't mom and dad understand that I'm allergic to dogs?!" - Xoni Newcomer
KIBA: [Singing] "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?"
I got this off of a website & i read it all all of it is good exept one thing in the kakashi section- coz it is stupid...& it already is going 2 happen-_-
i just wanted 2 say that im making a new website because im getting bored of making this one but i never said that i wont keep working on it though...i dont no wut its called yet ill tell u l8ter...& its totally going 2 b dedicated 2 naruto coz i dont just want 2 addd it 2 this page because i dont want 2 delete anything
U NO U HAVE WATCHED 2 MUCH NARUTO WHEN...
*You stuff your new puppy in your hoodie and carry him everywhere - regalwizard
*You start wearing animal masks and killing people for money. - Sachi
*You put a pipe in a toad's mouth and says "lets go, oyabin!" - sinz
*You wait 2 days for episode 1 to download using dial-up - sinz
*You paint your nails purple, buy a straw hat, and throw on a mumu - VESPA Girl
*You become anemic from practicing Kuchiyose no Jutsu - hina1213
*You are in a fight and announce, "you are within range of my divination" and attack by poking the other guy's torso - Vincent Nguyen
*You can't kiss a girl unless you've disguised yourself as Sasuke Kun. - Sweet Boots
*The sound of the windchimes makes you think that Itachi is near by. - Nawulf
*You try to find 'real life' people who look like Naruto characters. - Nawulf
*You dye your hair silver and try to make it stick up like Kakashi-sensei's. - Tenjin
*You say 'ano sa ano sa' to your friends - Shitake Mushrooms
*You almost drown when trying to walk on water using only your chakra. - UltraNED
*You call your teacher "sensei" and then tell them, "I couldn't help copying my neighbors test, it was my genetic Sharingan kicking in!" - konohaimports
*You put two balloons in your shirt and announce that you are Tsunade - yurimi_neko
*You actually read this whole list to see if you were that addicted - xtina_chan
*You jump of a cliff trying to release your inner power - kaizer dragon
*You make your room look like naruto's... and drink bad milk - Kiba_Lover
*You idolize Naruto, call him boss, and wear goggles on your head - Mai Ong Xiong
*You go buy a pet frog so you practice the summoning jutsu - Mai Ong Xiong
*You make a pile of leaves in October and kill people to "protect konoha" - Zach
*You reach in your pocket for shuriken to throw at your enemy and notice too late you don't have any - Kyuubi
*You are inexplicably drawn to anything with a Naruto colour scheme: tennis armbands, jackets, a $40,000 orange and blue Land Rover... - bakaneko
*You know the handseals [kuji-in] for Katon Gokkyaku no jutsu. - Rheiven
*you carry your porno mags around in your pocket and read them in public when bored - cdkobasiuk
no one is around, you start running and yell kage bunshin no jutsu! - Rahul
*you´re tired and the first thing that comes to your mind is "I´m running out of chakra" - Magdalena
you buy a fishnet t-shirt that you know you´ll never wear just because of Shikamaru - Magdalena
*all your drawings end up having to do with Naruto and ninjas - KaanaChan
*you start making up your own jutsus to fight against your siblings - KaanaChan
*you sprain your back because you tried to bring a gourd to school - RL
*you make your own plushie of your favorite naruto character - Uzumaki_Naruto
*you buy a $40 head protector and wear it proudly at school, work ect... - Milk Toast!
*you kill off your entire family except for your little brother and tell him to live hating you. - Sakura Tsukiyo
* your girlfriends hold a sleepover and talk about who the sexiest guy is in Naruto - yurimi-neko
*you wear sexy no jutsu costume to con - rukawagf
* you get a real anbu tattoo - rukawagf
* you wear a mask to work/school - CrazyAce
* you watch a ninja movie and proudly declare, "Oh, [insert naruto character name here] could kick their ass! - CrazyAce
* you're cornered by bullies and hope Asuma sensei will save you - Munky
*you wish the world was inhabited by ninja clans - yurimi-neko
*the teacher asks you what you want to be when you grow up you say, "Rokudaime Hokage!!!" - Marialana
* you tattoo your face to look like Naruto, Kiba or Kanurou - Naruko
* you misread "Nine Inch Nails" as "Nine Tails" - bakaneko *you buy the games for Playstation and Game Cube even though you don't own either game console or know anything about video games period. - Leslina
* you sneak up behind a person you don't like and attack him with taijutsu, genjutsu, or ninjutsu - xandiira
*you search the Yellow Pages for a local Ichiraku Noodle Bar. - Sakura
* you use one of Kakashi's excuses when you are late to work/class - CrazyAce
* you dress up as a character for Halloween, even though nobody knows who you are - CrazyAce
* your growth is stunted because all you eat is ramen. - RL
* you find out your teacher reads porn and start calling him Kakashi sensei - Munky
* you go to the beach, hoping Gaara will materialize out of the sand. - DNA
* you make a site dedicated to naruto.- Manu Chaurasia
* you say 'chakra' in place of the word 'energy'. - kanechi
* you claim there is a fox demon sealed inside you. - Food_girl
* you spend hours making oragami shuriken and then have masive paper-shuriken wars with your local anime club - Silver Dragonfly
* you throw a chapter 200 party - ultrannos
*you make paintings of your fav charactor just to enhance your collection - Riana
*you've purchased real shinobi weapons.
* you eat nothing but ramen.
* you attempt to mimick hand seals as well as kakashi.
* you try to run up a tree, hoping your chakra will help you stick.
*you refer to the President as Hokage.
*you see something ninja-related and shout 'naruto!' involuntarily.
* you watch shows/movies with 'ninja' in the title just because.
* you have attained 'itachi' lines on your face.
*you hold a funeral everytime a character dies.
* you start wondering if Micheal Jackson is related to Orochimaru.
* you put dark eyeshadow around your eyes and throw sand at people.
*you wear Tevas all year round.
* you have collected over 300 Naruto pictures on your computer.
* you strap your overly-priced forehead protector to every part of your body BUT the forehead.
* you end your sentences with 'datte ba yo', whether you know what it means or not.
* you try to type "natural" and type "naruto" instead
*you've trained your eyes to scan stores for combinations of colours that could be used for naruto merchandise.
* you look for every electronic device in your house and see if it's a "itachi".... then take some tape and cover the "i"
* You bought the japanese manga [even though you cannot read it you know the story cold and pretend you can].
* you bought 200$ sharingan contacts you can only wear to conventions.
* you bought 200$ byakugan contacts you can't see out of at all.
OK SOME NEW STUFF I JUST ADDED TODAY!!!!
NARUTO CHRITMAS CAROLS!
Itachi the Red-Eyed Ninja
(sung 2 the tune of rudolf the red-nosed raindeer)
You know Oro and Baki,
Zabusa and Sakon,
Aoi and Dosu,
And Gaara and Ukon.
But do you recall
The most psycho ninja of all? (r u calling dosu a "psycho"?!)
Itachi the red-eyed ninja
Had a very shiny kunai
And if you ever saw it
You would be about to die
All of the other Uchiha
Used to say he was the best
They never knew that Itachi
Wanted a new ninja test.
Then one foggy Konoha Eve
Sasuke came to say
"Nii-san with your eyes so red
Why did you make our family dead?"
Then all the ninja hated him
And they shouted out with fear
"Itachi the red-eyed ninja
Please keep far away from here!"
Wreck the Village
(sung 2 the tune of umm..deck the halls)
Wreck the village of Konoha!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
Kill the Toad Sennin Jiraiya!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
Destroy that old hag Tsuande!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
To get revenge on the third Hokage!
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
Also..heres some fun after text!!
"No, no, no!" Orochimaru shouted, interrupting the singing and wildly waving around the senbon needle he had been using as a conductor's wand. "Jiroubu, you were behind the beat again, and Kidoumaru, would it really bother you so much to stay on key?!"
Kabuto nodded knowingly by Orochimaru's side. He was very glad that he had wormed his way out of the chorus. "Orochimaru-sama is right. Being from the Sound Village, you have a name to live up to."
Orochimaru cleared his throat. "Once more, and get it right this time."
Ramen Bowls
Dashing through Hidden Leaf
With a one-eye jounin sensei
Through the streets we go
Sparring all the way
Smell the Ramen fumes
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to eat
Ichiraku Ramen tonight OH!
Ramen bowls, Ramen bowls
I eat them every day
And they always taste the best
When I make Iruka pay, Oh!
Ramen bowls, Ramen bowls
I eat them every day
And they always taste the best
When I make Iruka pay!
Also here is some fun after text!!
The old Ramen chef smiled weakly at the beaming blonde boy. "The song was very good, but I don't think we really need a new advertising campaign right now!"
(omg i love after text so funny)
& i DO NOT take credit for these..these r made by somebody else! but if somebody DOES of a request i can make one lol.
Kakashi the Copy-nin
(sung 2 the tune of..frosty the snowman & my personal favourite)
Kakashi the Copy-nin
Was a tardy laid-back dude
With a Sharingan eye and a ninja mask
And a modern attitude!
Kakashi the Copy-nin
A shinobi myth they say
Just goes with the flow
But his genin know
That he'll always save the day!
There must have been some magic
In that pervy book that they found
For when they placed it in his hands
He began to dance around
Oh
Kakashi the Copy-nin
Was as strong as he could be
And the Anbu write
He could laugh
And fight
Allll-most as well as me!
Punchedy punch punch
Punchedy punch punch
Watch Kakashi go
Punchedy punch punch
Punchedy punch punch
All his enemies say "Woah!"
Kakashi the Copy-nin
Knew he had a mission that day
So he said, "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I'm forced away"
Down to the village
With his perv book in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying, "Get my mask if you can!"
He lead them down the streets of town
Right to the Hokage
She reminded him of his mission then
She sent him on his way
Oh
Kakashi the Copy-nin
Had an S-class nin to kill
So he waved goodbye
Saying "Don't you cry,
I'll be back to fight some day!"
Punchedy punch punch
Punchedy punch punch
Watch Kakashi go
Punchedy punch punch
Punchedy punch punch
All his enemies say "Woah!"
After text!!!!!!! :D
Kakashi stood in his doorway and blankly watched the small group perform the song. The twin green-clad figures threw all they had into making the grandest production of singing. The female teammate sang along weakly, eyes darting around in hopes that no one she knew was watching. The Hyuuga prodigy refused to sing at all, and just stood there looking highly displeased.
"Ha! My Eternal Rival, I don't think you can match my youthful song team!" Gai gloated once they finished the song.
ALSO ive got another "if ur obssesed with naruto u would.." thingy its..
-If u have read & watched everysingle thing on this page..THATS A GOOD SIGN THAT UR VERY OBSSESED WITH NARUTO!!
Part 3 (OF me comic)
Uehhh..So you've fogured me out..eh? ur better then i though..because..
An..imposter....?
AHHH!! the horror!! the horror!! im gonna call my daddy!! *ring ring* hi!! daddy? *nobodies there* DADDY?! O yeah! I DONT HAVE A DAD!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
IIIIIYY-EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! HIKARU??!?! AHHHHHH
Im actually HIKARU!!!
HEY!! Don't say anything mean about MY Sasuke-Kun!! And that's S.A.S.U.K.E.dash.K.U.N!!!!!!!!
What is up with these 2..? & who is that guy anyways?!?
What in the world are up with these 2 today?!?!
Naruto-kun..
I DONT CARE ANYMORE Ino-Pig!!!
Garry-Warry is what IM into now!!
Rite suger-Puff?!
But..Gaara's MINE!!!
I told her spacifically NOT to call me by that-_-
Umm.yes.
Ok! Im gonna finish part 3 of this comic off l8er rite now..im gonna do something!! (else)
